Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb
hey guys what’s going on
How do you stop it!?
according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe
some people make gifs so fast did u even watch the episode
finding nemo was not very good
FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD IM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SKIN YOU ALIVE IVE GOT MY IP TRACKER ON THE CASE RIGHT NOW
calm down satan
well that escalated quickly
there are two types of people
this is all the same person
I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.
at least i finally got called pretty
why do people make fun of people who get starbucks have you ever had starbucks that shit is delicious
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
- Josh Billings
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep