this is my new favourite gif
i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real
still laughing about it 3 hours later
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,
I think we all know where you really belong:
I think you should shut the fuck up
we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.
We write fanfics.
We love yuri and yaoi.
We have dirty minds.
Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later
lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america
leaving your room when people are over
if you have nothing good to say say it
i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies
when you’re writing has and accidentally write ahs
when u excited about something and ur friend isnt
last day of school like:
man i dont even remember the first three years of my life. ha ha mustve been hella baked
*walks past a mirror*
you got kik?