did i allow u to have fun without me
I HOPE YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND THEY LIKE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE THEM
you want a promo????? oh, i thought you said you wanted a porno haha should probably put my clothes back on now hahaha….
yo could you keep it down some of us are trying to work here
in a minute
people trust me with their children
but hips don’t lie your honour
I feel like Amanda Bynes and Justin Bieber are competing to see who can have the funniest downward spiral
peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia
Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders
[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders
[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’
[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis
[College voice] haha ‘penis’
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING